Ok, Lets get some things cleared up.

The Top ten myths of Alex's Mysterious Disappearance.
10. A tour of a waffle factory gone wrong!
9. Suffocated in the snow.
8. Exploded from eating chocolate raisins.
7. Fell into a meat grinder.
6. Had my ears explode.
5. Got turned into a rock by an evil wizard.
4. Fell through the ice.
3. Laptop got shot.
2. Shirt caught on fire, and then tripped into gasoline.
1. Got trampled to death by peacocks at the local zoo.

These, thankfully are not true.... At all.... Anyways the real reason i was gone is a mix of: laziness, holidays, finals, and just 'cuz. Well, I have currently have "Jailbroken" broken my iPhone, making it strait up awesome! Speaking of which, I wrote this, using Internet through my phone through tethering. Its awesome. Anyways, i got SO MUCH STUFF for Xmas. They were: $180 of gift cards ($100 to Micro center, $50 to Radio Shack, and $30 to iTunes[of which i got $15 ]), a telescope, a remote control helicopter, igloo block molds, and stocking stuffers. I'm VERY happy about two things, Finals being over, and a three day weekend. Its great! I went to Micro Center yesterday to break-in my giftcards, and got "Death Track Resurrection" for PC, a new mouse pad, and a new wireless card for my computer which i built. Anyways, that's about it. There have been some significant events , but there is a lot, so i wont include them. Well, thats about it. Oh, and its 2010 so yeah...